Le Tour De Perak - The Cave Of Coconut Shell

12th May 2006 1000 hours

At precisely 1000 hours, the team are all set to engage the enemy who according to intelligence report are hiding in the roughy caverns of Gua Tempurung.


Introducing Members of Team Bengliens
(Ah Beng and Ah Liens)

From Left Back: The Jessie's (Yes they come in a package), Joey Soo, Penny "tai ka jie" Tan, Sandy aka "Bat Girl", Fuishi "the posey one", the YL's (yes they oso come in a package), TY Tan "the LOST-one"

Front Row: TKKwan & Kok Sengs (the Pinkies)


Our strategy is simple yet effective, split into teams of 2.

Team Assault which consists of Pinky,Penny,Joey,Sandy,The Jessies (yes, they come as a package). They will be the primary assault team who will infiltrate the cave and engage the enemy. Basically their job is SHOOT TO KILL.


Team Assault:
The Batgirl showing her super power -> BAT LASER EYES

Jessie showing off her state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal)

Penny Tan showing off her 2-finger kungfu and also the mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun hanging on her hand and the new biochemical weapon AIr Mineral Cap Katak.

Team Intelligence: Obviously those with the brains ... Comprise of TKKwan, TYTan, the YL's and FuiShi (i know this one is debatable but since she looks cute .. she will do less harm compared to joining Team Assault) - Team Intelligence main objective is to conduct study of the cave terrain and conduct planning in the highly sophisticated aircraft (WLA 698)

At 1015 hours, both team proceed into the cave and TY Tan immediately captured some pictures of the cave for further analysis. After further analysis, it is confirmed that the TOYOL gang are actually hiding within the cave ...


Intelligence has confirmed that the infamous 4 TOYOLs has been hiding in Cave of Coconut Shell for quite some time.

From Left:
Toyol Merah Jambu, Toyol Hantu Gemuk, Toyol Hantu Lidah Panjang (zoom into the pic to see) and Toyol makwe dia banyak cun.

OMG ! Looks like all of them are also equipped with state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal). Looks like this time our Team Assault will have a formidable opponent

As soon the target has been confirmed, Team Intelligence rushed back to their command station aka WLA698 and start a 3 HOURS plan of execution ! (Sitting and talk potential business to do after we retire) while Team Assault prepare to engage the enemy.

Penny adjusting her mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun
and make sure that there is enough biochemical weapon to kill the TOYOLs.

While Joey just needs to look Nice and Posey only. Note that her gun has no more battery so she has to use her natural eyes laser but I doubt the TOYOLs will be easily fall into her laser (and yes, the reason Penny needs mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun is because her eyes cannot emit laser beams)

Pic File Released From Command Center (WLA698): This picture taken from super Hi Resolution Sattelite MYSIASAT-1 shows the secret lair where the TOYOLS







After 5 hours of battling through the caverns of Gua Tempurung, Team Assault finally emerged victorous. The target has been eliminated and command control (WLA698) after discussing under a shady TREE has declared that Operation BASMI TOYOL a success.

SUCCESS:
Team Assault finally shows their SECRET weapon that played the crucial part in defeating the TOYOLs ...

THEIR SUPER 5 days never wash legs STINKY LEG SMOKE BOMB ... x 6

Most Profesional Makeup: Kok Seng for putting camourflage on his face (zoom in and you know wat i mean)


Operation BASMI TOYOL was officially CLOSED by 1400 hours ...