Le-Tour De Perak - The Exorcist Experience

With the main activities for the trip already done, the group of delegates are nearing the ending of this wonderful trip [for the majority]. With nothing exceptionally fun planned we ended the first hour after 7pm with Pinkie and his card tricks [well Fuishi enjoyed the card tricks the most]....

The 3 Angels ... looking at the pictures taken by TYTan's Ixus baby ...
[For the first time to the public, Fuishi wears specs]

Behold !
The Card Deck that MESMERIZED Fuishi !!!
[ I dont know why ...]






TyTan's villa has a very nice Plasma TV and it will be a waste if we are to not "test drive" the TV with some wonderful DVD to watch it with. After all we have nothing else to do so we might as well watch something exciting ... [ No Porns allowed ] ... afraid things get out of hand in the room on the ground floor between Pinky and Sui Lou ...

A stroll accross Ipoh town somehow 'lead' us to a DVD shop. After much excitement ... we suggested watching haunted movie .. much to the dislike or rather frightened response from our 2 female companions of the nite .. TY and Joey. Pinky and Sui Lou were excitingly discussing about Exorcism Of Emily Rose on how good the show was ... TY and Joey just act cool and say ... ok lor .... they no problem one ...
Pinky, a hardcore Exorcist fan found a compiled copy of the Exorcist series in a DVD and bought it.

FAST FORWARD >>

Pinky and Sui Lou were quarelling about the Exorcist that was playing .. Pinky insist that it was The Beginning whereas Sui Lou said that its the original 70's version but not The Beginning .. somehow this 'squabble' seems quite funny in the eyes of both our girls .... well they are not aware what awaits them in the classic ..

The first 30 minutes of the show was quite slow .... but then ... the action starts !

Little girl just started to get possesed ...

TYTan with her defensive armor, the specially made ultra thick 20' X 30' pillow for 'visual protection' and at the same time shut off her ears from any audio wave attacks

Joey on the other hand prefers the conventional method, 10 p ointy fingers and 2 palms for visual protection ...

TYTan gives the peace sign to the cameraman ...
[Rules Of Engagement #1: Never let your guards down even for the cameraman ... In this example, the subject is now open to attacks both visual and audio ... it would soon before our subject "shouts" for her life ]







After 2 hours of action packed screaming and shouting ... [the action part is watching both gals shouting everynow and then] the atmosphere is back to normal ...

Joey settling down after 2 hours of action packed screaming finding back her lost souls .... while Kwan doing his stupid look ...

And the gals need another 1/2 hour before they are brave enuff to go up to their room ...






Golden Moments From The Exorcist Experience:
i) Joey does the screaming when "the demon" did the 360° head turn and the leviatation of the demon
ii) TYTan screaming everytime Joey screams .... [Note: TYTan did not watch the movie .. she just had fun following Joey shout]

- THEN END - [At LAST]

Kellies Castle: Myth or Dedication Of Love ?


After having our lunch in Kampar, the delegation proceed to Kellie's Castle, a place which can be considered the Taj Mahal of Batu Gajah
or being haunted for some.

Either way, since that there are no other plans for the day we might as well drop by so that SOME people can take some scenic pics ...

Thanks to a BIG deTour ealier (whilst on the way to Gua Tempurung) by our good friend Miss Pilot AFB 5658, pilot of WLA698 has to control on the fuel pedal in order to conserve fuel ... unfortunately flight WLA 698 cannot perform an on-flight refuel because the fuel carrier will not be around for another hour hence flight WLa 698 has to fly at much more lower speed to conserve fuel ....

When we reached Kellie's Castle, we do not need to wait long before the girls reveal their real intention to the castle ...

Yes, the first thing that they want to do is to take picture.

Note that only ONE person has the sunglass
(wanna steal the show lar tu ...)

I believe I can fly ...
I believe I can touch the sky ...
I think about it every night and day ...
I spread my wings and fly away ...

[Click to enlarge and you will know what I mean]


Filstrip from left:
Strip1: All 3 poses for the camera
Stip2: Penny starts to get tired of the pose, but Fuishi and Sandy still wants more
Strip3: Penny starts to get fedup with the same pose ... but Fuishi and Sandy still wanna pose
Strip4: Penny cannot tahan with those 2,esepcially Fuishi on the seducive ala' Paris Hilton pose ...

NOW U KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

(FYI, Fuishi only know to pose like this ... )

However at the end of the day, we had our group picture taken on top of the Castle

BEHOLD !!!!!

The Making Of :Seduction Of Eve
[Voted The Best Picture Of Le Tour De Perak]

Camera Man, Model not ready yet.
Hair stylist, model hair messy. Please make up.



And we are ready, 3-2-1 action !
There you go ! Nice Take !!!

Final Product: An Award Winning Album

Thanks to our profesional photographer aka Pinky, this picture is indeed a masterpiece.

[Though some individual might debate on the suitability of the phrase to the model, but anyways ... beauty is in the eyes of the beholder]

Le Tour De Perak - The Cave Of Coconut Shell

12th May 2006 1000 hours

At precisely 1000 hours, the team are all set to engage the enemy who according to intelligence report are hiding in the roughy caverns of Gua Tempurung.


Introducing Members of Team Bengliens
(Ah Beng and Ah Liens)

From Left Back: The Jessie's (Yes they come in a package), Joey Soo, Penny "tai ka jie" Tan, Sandy aka "Bat Girl", Fuishi "the posey one", the YL's (yes they oso come in a package), TY Tan "the LOST-one"

Front Row: TKKwan & Kok Sengs (the Pinkies)


Our strategy is simple yet effective, split into teams of 2.

Team Assault which consists of Pinky,Penny,Joey,Sandy,The Jessies (yes, they come as a package). They will be the primary assault team who will infiltrate the cave and engage the enemy. Basically their job is SHOOT TO KILL.


Team Assault:
The Batgirl showing her super power -> BAT LASER EYES

Jessie showing off her state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal)

Penny Tan showing off her 2-finger kungfu and also the mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun hanging on her hand and the new biochemical weapon AIr Mineral Cap Katak.

Team Intelligence: Obviously those with the brains ... Comprise of TKKwan, TYTan, the YL's and FuiShi (i know this one is debatable but since she looks cute .. she will do less harm compared to joining Team Assault) - Team Intelligence main objective is to conduct study of the cave terrain and conduct planning in the highly sophisticated aircraft (WLA 698)

At 1015 hours, both team proceed into the cave and TY Tan immediately captured some pictures of the cave for further analysis. After further analysis, it is confirmed that the TOYOL gang are actually hiding within the cave ...


Intelligence has confirmed that the infamous 4 TOYOLs has been hiding in Cave of Coconut Shell for quite some time.

From Left:
Toyol Merah Jambu, Toyol Hantu Gemuk, Toyol Hantu Lidah Panjang (zoom into the pic to see) and Toyol makwe dia banyak cun.

OMG ! Looks like all of them are also equipped with state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal). Looks like this time our Team Assault will have a formidable opponent

As soon the target has been confirmed, Team Intelligence rushed back to their command station aka WLA698 and start a 3 HOURS plan of execution ! (Sitting and talk potential business to do after we retire) while Team Assault prepare to engage the enemy.

Penny adjusting her mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun
and make sure that there is enough biochemical weapon to kill the TOYOLs.

While Joey just needs to look Nice and Posey only. Note that her gun has no more battery so she has to use her natural eyes laser but I doubt the TOYOLs will be easily fall into her laser (and yes, the reason Penny needs mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun is because her eyes cannot emit laser beams)

Pic File Released From Command Center (WLA698): This picture taken from super Hi Resolution Sattelite MYSIASAT-1 shows the secret lair where the TOYOLS







After 5 hours of battling through the caverns of Gua Tempurung, Team Assault finally emerged victorous. The target has been eliminated and command control (WLA698) after discussing under a shady TREE has declared that Operation BASMI TOYOL a success.

SUCCESS:
Team Assault finally shows their SECRET weapon that played the crucial part in defeating the TOYOLs ...

THEIR SUPER 5 days never wash legs STINKY LEG SMOKE BOMB ... x 6

Most Profesional Makeup: Kok Seng for putting camourflage on his face (zoom in and you know wat i mean)


Operation BASMI TOYOL was officially CLOSED by 1400 hours ...