Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The Race


The Race
( A Malaysia Boleh Story )


Once upon a time, there was a Malaysian Rowing team ...

In line with the Malaysia Boleh spirit, the goverment has agreed with the Japanese government to organize an annual boat rowing race against each other. It was also agreed that each team will consists of 8 men.








After months of intensive training, its RA
CE ON

THE JAPANESE WON BY 1 KM


The Malaysians were FURIOUS with the team's dismal performance . The government has decided to win the race next year at all cost !

Hence they ordered a team of analyst to observe the situation and reccommend appropriate solution(s). After detailed analysis, the analyst team found that the Japanese team has ONE captain and SEVEN rowers



At the same time, they also found out that the
Malaysian team has SEVEN captains and ONE rower





Facing such a critical scenario, the management team showed an unexpected wisdom: they hired a consulting com
pany to restructure the Malaysian team. After months of studying, the consulting company concluded that the Malaysian team has too many captains and too few rowers. A solution was proposed on this brilliant analysis.

THE STRUCTURE OF THE TEAM HAS TO BE CHANGED !!!

The Malaysian team will now consists of ONLY FOUR captains which is led by TWO managers and ONE top manager and ONE rower. Besides that, they suggested to improve the rower's working environment to give him higher competencies



Next year its RACE ON again
THE JAPANESE WON BY 2 KM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being so depressed, the management team blamed the loss due to the rower's incompetencies and immediately sacked the rower !

But a bonus was paid to the management team for the excellent motivation the team has showed during the preparation phase.
The consulting company further prepared a new analysis whic
h showed the team's strategy was good, the motivation satisfactory but the tools need to be improved.
So the Malaysian team is currently is designing a new boat ...


So we can ONLY DEDUCE from the above that ...










Saturday, June 10, 2006

Was Twin Towers An Inside Job ?


Was Twin Towers An Inside Job ?

Michael Moore started everything with Farenheit 911 ... I watched it and it made some sense on the message he intends to send accross to his viewers. For me ... It did [at least most of it]

But recently I bumped thru a new documentary which is called
Whats The Truth - How Indeed Did The Twin Towers Collapse.

The documentary claimed that instead of getting hit by airplanes, the reason of the collapse of WTC ist actually a 'systematic bulding demolition' which means that everything is actually "AN INSIDE JOB !!!" and it also highlighted something most of us do not know [maybe the ignorant Kwan only] ... actually beside Twin Towers aka World Trade Center and Pentagon got hit, there is also one more building collapsed 'mysteriously' shortly before the Twin Towers [which is WTC 1 and WTC2] ... This building is actually a 44 storey building which is WTC 7 and its not even hit by a plane.


Amogst the claims made [ and for me -> proven theories with examples] are:
i) The reason of Twin Towers and WTC7 collapse is not because of any huge impact
ii) The 'REAL hypothetical' reason behind it is Thermite reaction which melts the foundation steel of the building which means that something has been planted on the foundation of the buildings
iii) The way the buildings collapsed [the pattern, chronology and some video footage] shows tat they have VERY HIGH resemblence of those demolition of old buildings. This makes me think, its makes sense. How can all the buildings collapsed without 'affecting' surrounding bulidings [especially WTC7]?

For those who intend to pursue this topic further, u can download from this torrent link again
Whats The Truth - How Indeed Did The Twin Towers Collapse.

So at the end of the day, is it Bush or Bin Laden .... i am starting to believe that its Bush anyways ...
Its the OIL !!!!!!



Wednesday, June 07, 2006

FIFA World Cup 2006 - My 5 cents worth of opinion




FIFA World Cup 2006
FIFA [Federation Internationale de Football Association]

It finally beckons ... 4 years after seeing Cafu chose to stand on a table to receive the FIFA World Cup trophy in the final of World Cup 2002 those sleepless nite is back haunting us. Unlike Japan/Korea 2002 which has more suitable timezone for us to watch EACH and EVERY live game, Germany 2006 does not offer such luxury therefore those Livita's,Red Bull's and Nescafe's (some maybe Ali Cafe's) are much needed now ... much more than ever !!!

Seeing the hypes around WC 2006, I would also like to pen down my 5 cents worth of opinion on the upcoming World Cup. Basically its Kwan's (or someone say TKKwan or Ah Kwan or Keong Keong) view on the upcoming WC.

1. The Teams To Watch


Brazil (World Ranking: 1)

What more I can say ? I have always been a Brazillian fan. The way their football was played ... 1 word can never descri
be how the play their football ... amazing ? magical ? fascinating ? one superlative word of ONLY will do injustice to the Brazillian way of football. I admit that I am a bias attacking football fan [ Attack is the best form Defense] and Brazillian way of attacking football is simply out of this world. Especially with Ronaldo,Adriano,Ronaldinho,Kaka and Robinho leading their attack ... their name alone simply makes my mouth waterish ...
However,
every team has a weakness and the mighty brazillians has indeed ... in their defense. Well, history tells that the Brazilians were never famous for their defensive line [ unlike Germany and Italia] even their wingbacks are attacking prone ... with only Lucio seems the ONLY hope to cover against the Rooney's and Henry's ... the towering defender is deemed as the ONLY capable defender that can actually defend.

Probable Lineup (4-4-2):
Dida (GK),
Cafu (DR), Lucio (DC), Juan (DC), Roberto Carlos (DL),
Emerson (DMC),
KaKa (MR), Ze Roberto(ML), Ronaldinho (AMC)
Ronaldo(CF), Adriano(CF)

Di
da will be the last man standing in between of the Brazillian goal posts. The ACMilan keeper seems to get the nod ahead of Marcos. Last man Lucio will be the heart in Brazilian defense. The towering defender seems reliable so far but sometimes tend to make silly mistakes which can cost the Brazilians. Juan will get the nod ahead of Roque Junior who was not picked for the team to Germany. Not much can be said about him but hopefully he will not be another Junior Baiano in WC 98.
In terms of attack I believe Carlos Alberto Pereira will focus on the wingbacks to fast track the ball upwards to Ronaldinho who will be the playmaker for the Brazillians. Pacey Roberto Carlos though already looked that aged
has caught up with him might still deliver the usual busting runs from left back to overlap the opponent. Ze Roberto will feature as the Left Winger and i presume that he might make diagonal runs to the centre to cover for the extra space in the centre allowing Carlos to move freely on the left side.
The same can also be said on the right, Cafu
will function as the wingback for the team on the right side ... of late he tends to slow down a little in terms of pace hence there are possibility that his place will be challenged by the younger and pacey Cicinho. Kaka will more or less play on the right role and i assume that he will move the the center of midfield just ahead of Emerson to make cutting passes to either strikers. Besides that, he might also bring the ball to the far corner to force a long pass ... Some might argue Robinho suits better in the right wing because he is pacey .. thats a dilemma for Carlos Alberto Pareira .. not me
Knowi
ng that their full attacking flair might make them vulnerable, Emerson might be despatched to cover central midfield. A last minute callup to replace Romario in WC 1998, Emerson has been ever present in this position and his role this time around would be to clamp down the attacking midfilders or Strikers before they move within 12 yards.
Ronaldinho, the hottest footballer on the planet ... Brazil will heavily rely on his skills, wit and wizardry to open up the opponent defense as he does best for Barcelona. His cut thru passes or little chips will prove decisive in delivering the ball to heavily guarded defense. He can also whack the ball from the edge of the box ...

Ronaldo "The Phenomenon" has been out of shape. Though we cannot compare him now with the Phenomenon that wows the world 8 years ago ... he still proves that he is one of the most complete strikers in the world (Finishing, skillful but then he might lose his pace due to his weight). Adriano "The Emperor" will be another choice for the Brazillians strikeforce to net the goals in. Big size and strong on airballs he can also whip a venomous kick on the ball anywhere he wants ...

My Opinion: Not many people wants to associate themselves with the apparent and overwhelming favorites hence they chose a lesser opponent as their choice. But for me,why chose second best whereas the apparent winner is so obvious. But then again this is just my 5 cents worth of opinion ... rite.






Netherlands(World Ranking:3)

Much has been said on anak buah's of Marco Van Basten. No doubt they are the most complete team that will fly to Germany. In fact, the "oranje" are touted as "the next supportable" team after the Brazilians. Well those views doesnt come without any facts supporting them. Qualifying "stylishly" from their group the team comprises of exciting young guns in every department. Gone are the days of Stam, Seedorf and Kluiverts ... but the oranje relies on Robbens, Van Der Vaart, Makaay and controversially NistleRooy. The Dutch have quality in each and every department in their team. Added with Total Football (10 men up, 10 men down - if van Basten chooses to play so) Dutch are certainly a force to be reckon with.

For me, I would say that the balls will come from Robben and van Der Vaart to Ruud to killoff with his finishing prowess. We cannot discount Roy Makaay presence in the penalty box as well. Van Bommel will lead in midfield and maybe together with Cocu who will add more depth into midfield the Dutch engine will hopefully be able to generate much opportunities for their strikers to tuck in easy balls.
Edwin van Der Sar will helm between the goalpost tis time post Stam but maybe Mathijsen and Krmkamp will be his cover before the giant keeper comes out to save his team the blushes.

Dark Horses


Argentina:Riquelme, Messi, Crespo, Tevez, Saviola, Heinze, Mascherano, Aimar etc ... Another South American Powerhouse this time coached byJose Pekerman. The Argentines will attack will come deep in their midfield heart in the shape of Villareal playmaker Juan Roman Riquelme. Even wihtout him, Pablo Aimar will certainly prove to be another source of Argentines attack. Tevez and Crespo will just need to wait for those long ball passes and give them a connecting stinging kick to end it up on the opponent net. Messi touted as the next Maradona will also be a nuisance in the opponents half with his skills and pace. Argentina is a team we cannot take away from the list of the contenders

Italia: One of the big and performing teams in World Cup. Their 2002 setbacks has surely been put behind and maestro Marcello Lippi will certainly draw up something for the Azzuri's. We do not expect the Italians to defocus from their normal defensive mindset moreover Lippi is famous for playing defensively during his heydays in Juventus[hey this guys wins lots of Schudettos for the Fat Lady so I guess his medals speaks out loud what this guy has achieved in Serie A]. The Italians has the mindset of "If you dont concede, you will not lose" which forms their backbone in their defense with the likes of world class defenders in Nesta, Cannavaro. Zambrotta will be stinging with his busting runs in right flank. My choice for the World's Best Keeper in Buffon will feature in his first WC after his last minute injury last time around in 2002. Do not fancy their attack will be much interesting but most likely they will come from old guards Totti and Del Piero. Gilardino and Luca Toni will be their strikers to be dispense in case they really want to find the net.

Germany: History has taught us the might of homeground advantage, moreover football fanatics nations. This will be the main factor that the Germans will be banking on if they are to find success since their last kiss on the trophy back in 1990 (West Germany). Coincidently Juergen Klinsman is the man who herald from the winning team and he is trying to mimic Franz Beckenbauer "The Kaiser" footstep of winning both as player and manager. Much has been happening in the camp especially on Klinsman refusal to leave his current home in US to spend more time in Germany with his team. Critics are also skeptical about his attacking play compared to a more disciplined and patient defensive to attacking build up style which the Germans are famous for. The "Ultimate Football Machine" will be led by Michael Ballack who will be their playmaker and the hope of the whole Germany will rest solely on him with youngsters to support him in Schweinsteiger



France:Oh My missuer's ! How can we forget' the Les Bleus'. Zizou is back mastering their engine room. However this time around we cannot expect much wizardry from our aged magician though his influence and trickster are second to none in this world. Barthez "The Clown" will be the doing acrobatic saves like he used to be since 1998. Viera will also play a big role in shrugging off attacks or runs from the center. However Le' King Henry will be the player to watch. The Best Striker [ i think this is still an understatement] in the World will find himself celebrating again like 1998 if he can prove his worth but outpacing his markers and putting the ball in the net coz this guy can put the ball wherever he wants .. thats true u know.

England: oh England aka the most over-rated national team in the World. My oh my, this team of Porche, Ferrari, Lamborghini driving millionaires are like the superstars of football. On paper, England has the best set of players (?) that they can ever assemble since 1966 and this is deemed as their best chance to bring the cup to the games homeland. Sven Goran Erikkson who will be in charged for his last international outing will hope that his $$ career in England fruits something out of his 5 years helm in England. The usual suspects Beckham will fly-in his laser guided long passes to Owen or if fit already Rooney. John Terry will feature in the heart of England defense and we hope that Rio Ferdinand can keep fis focus on the game 100% entire 90 minutes for every game. Two of England best technically gifted central midfield Gerard and Lampard is Sven's biggest headache in making them able to play together. Lampard doesnt seem his usual self like his days in Chelsea while Gerard seems like lost in the middle of the field. Joe Cole might be need to burst up the left side with his tricks and pace while David Beckham just needs to launch his laser-guided precision long passes to search for Owen who will outpace his defenders but then again his finishing looks unconvincing. England's hope lies on the shoulders of wonderkid Wayne Rooney who is still nursing his leg injury but will most likely play in this edition of WC2006. The goals will most likely come from this influential player who never say die attitude will hopefully bear fruit in England's outing this time around.

2.Players to watch

My choice of 6 players to watch might be a little controversial especially with the inclusion of Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi ahead of more established players like Torres "El Nino", Schenchenko, Riquelme, Raul,Robben .. etc and the list goes. Forgive me for being bias to Man Utd players and skillful players as well ... this is my assessment on each player.


Ronaldinho Gaucho:Hottest player in the world now. Has all the characteristics of a legend in the making. FIFA Player Of The Year twice in a row speaks the accolades worthy the name of Ronaldhinho. His skills can only be dreamt by the common but this guy turned them into reality on the field [without camera tricks]. His influence and presence alone will frightened those weak hearted ones and him being the playmaker of Brazil will make his markers enduring their worst nightmares. With him around, another Brazilians success looms large.


Micheal Ballack: The influenctial skipper of the German team. He will play a vital role in the German's engine room opening up gaps around enemies defense area. An outing without Ballack will spell disaster for Germany because they does not have any effective attacking players right now.






Thiery Henry: Le' King. If the source of France goal is to come from one single source ... you have to bet the only one to deliver them are Henry. Pace, skill, reading of game,flair ... Henry is touted as the most complete striker in the world right now with only Andriy Schevchenko to be realistically compared to him at thie moment. He can dizzle from the side flank into the centre in the penalty box before unleashing a thunderous shot passing the helpless keepers. His slicing passes at the same time proves that striker aside, he can help to open the gap for his striking partner [most probably Trezeguet] to run the ball home. WC 2006 will be the stage where Le' King cements his status as the greatest striker of current time.

Lionel Messi: Touted as the next Diego Armando Maradona, some might argue why little Messi got the nod ahead of much established player like Riquelme. Well Messi has shown great promise as the one who will eventually ascend the throne left by Maradona. Great skills and pacey. Played and integral part in Barcelona's all conquering team this season and I believe he will continue where he left from Spain to Germany





Wayne Rooney: Manchester United wonderkid, the hope of the entire nation falls on the very shoulder of this lad. At 20, he basically achieved world class status as a player. Very strong physically, he can crash through the toughest defenders with his run. Also very good with shoots from the edge of the box. However his most favoured characteristics is his never say die attitude towards the game. Played an instrumental part in Manchester United. Currently still nursing his leg injury but most probably will be with the England squad,World Cup 2006 will be the stage where Rooney boy proves once and for all that his place belongs with the best of the best.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Another wonderkid from Manchester United, this might prove to be the most controversial pick on the players to watch but I am bias towards skillful and pacey players and Cristiano Ronaldo has both. His skills are amongst the best of the elites even comparable to those of Ronaldinho. Has very quick pace and combining it with his skills he is a menace to his markers. His typical quick stepovers as well as his sidesteps are just his normal typical steps. However this lad tends to overdo things clowning around his opponent might invite unwanted tackles which might shackles his WC campaign rather early. Also needs to learn on his football brains. But on the day which spells CRISTIANO RONALDO it also spells PORTUGAL

3. Adidas vs Nike: Battle of the Sportswear Giants

It has always been a wage of war between sportswear giants during this times of the football calendar. Well one has to admit that the lucrative market of foo
tball sportwear is like a goldmine. These companies basically needs to capture the market and World Cup 2006 offers the arena where these giants can cross swords .. well literally of course. Knowing that the best way to advertise your brand to the market is to have the football stars themselves to endorse the product and both companies did no waste time to sign the best players under their sponsorship deal to promote their products.


adidas: Drew first blood by becoming the official sportswear for FIFA World Cup for some time. adidas has long been in the football apparels market and was the leader before Nike threatens its very existense. adidas brand focused on quality of its products. It was proven when Predator boots revolutionized the how football boots should look like. Designed for exquisite ball control and greater long pass range Predator line has took the football world by storm. I remembered my footballing days in 1998 where everyone talks about Predator Accelarator. I have the luxury of trying it a couple of times and it really felt good. Extremely excellent ball control and I can bend really bend the ball like Beckham. In line with their quality approach, adidas has also selected only those of quality under their sponsorship with David Beckham leading the pack, Ballack,Raul,Saviola,Kaka and not to forget the maestro himself Zizou ...


NIKE(Just Do It): The Yanks are really a force to be reckon with. Nike has established themselves as the biggest player in the market. The American sportswear giant has dethroned adidas who monopolize the market for quite some time. Nike has captivated the hearts of young and their branding power has established themselves as the leader in the market. Aligned with their motto, they have signed basically the who's who in the football world from Ronaldinho to Rooney. From Brazil to Korea. Yes, Nike started off by grabbing the dream deal by snatching the sponsorship deal for Brazil from Umbro and its not turning back from there onwards.And they are very good with their marketing strategies as well, everytime when WC arrives they will come out with very captivating advertisement videos. I particularly liked those eye candy from the Brazilians.

4. Bookie - The 4th Dimension Of Football
Before I joined my ex-company, I just understood the obvious 3 D of football players,tactics,luck. But then I was enlightened by the very existense of the 4th Dimension of football ... a very powerful entity whithin the footballing world. It is so powerful that it can make a tiny country progress all the way to the semifinal of 2002 WC.

Yes, the 4th Dimension of football is none other than bookies themselves. Some might say that they are a syndicate bigger than football itself and has spread its influence to the entire football world. Hardcore football fans might not like this but I believe that with the presence of bookie(s) the results of World Cup 2006 can be 'set' by the powers that be ...


5. What does World Cup do for the players ?
For the players this is the stage where they will profess their talents in the biggest arena of all because the major clubs summer shopping will be based on the players performances in World Cup. One can say that World Cup 2006 can be likened to the Milan 2006 Summer Collection Fashion Show.
Players fate lies with their performances on the pitch ... if they can perform well they will see their price tag in the transfer market leaped sky high.
Others wants to prove to the world that they belong to the big boys whereas some established ones want to cement their name in the Hall Of Fame.
Not few would like to take this opportunity to capture the attention or to lure the big clubs. One notable player who will be desperate to lure the interest of giant clubs would be Ruud van Nistlerooy. Breaking ranks with his club, he desperately needs to find himself a giant club which is interested in acquiring his services and World Cup 2006 will be the most appropriate platform for him to do this.


Finally,
Whaterver I said above are just my thoughts about the upcoming World Cup 2006. I might not be correct on all the stuffs that I hv said. Please do comment if any ...


Sunday, May 28, 2006

Le-Tour De Perak - The Exorcist Experience

With the main activities for the trip already done, the group of delegates are nearing the ending of this wonderful trip [for the majority]. With nothing exceptionally fun planned we ended the first hour after 7pm with Pinkie and his card tricks [well Fuishi enjoyed the card tricks the most]....

The 3 Angels ... looking at the pictures taken by TYTan's Ixus baby ...
[For the first time to the
public, Fuishi wears specs]









Behold !
The Card Deck that MESMERIZED Fuishi !!!
[ I dont know why ...]






TyTan's villa has a very nice Plasma
TV and it will be a waste if we are to not "test drive" the TV with some wonderful DVD to watch it with. After all we have nothing else to do so we might as well watch something exciting ... [ No Porns allowed ] ... afraid things get out of hand in the room on the ground floor between Pinky and Sui Lou ...

A stroll accross Ipoh town somehow 'lead' us to a DVD shop. After much excitement ... we suggested watching haunted movie .. much to the dislike or rather frightened response from our 2 female companions of the nite .. TY and Joey. Pinky and Sui Lou were excitingly discussing about Exorcism Of Emily Rose on how good the show was ... TY and Joey just act cool and say ... ok lor .... they
no problem one ...
Pinky, a hardcore Exorcist fan found a compiled copy of the Exorcist series in a DVD and bought it.

FAST FORWARD >>


Pinky and Sui Lou were quarelling about the Exorcist that was playing .. Pinky insist that it was The Beginning whereas Sui Lou said that its the original 70's version but not The Beginning .. somehow this 'squabble' seems quite funny in the eyes of both our girls .... well they are not aware what awaits them in the classic ..

The first 30 minutes of the show was quite slow .... but then ... the action starts !

Little girl just started to get possesed ...

TYTan with her defensive armor, the specially made ultra thick 20' X 30' pillow for 'visual protection' and at the same time shut off her ears from any audio wave attacks

Joey on the other hand prefers the conventional method, 10 p
ointy fingers and 2 palms for visual protection ...


































TYTan gives the peace sign to the cameraman ...
[
Rules Of Engagement #1: Never let your guards down even for the cameraman ... In this example, the subject is now open to attacks both visual and audio ... it would soon before our subject "shouts" for her life ]







After 2 hours of action packed screaming and shouting ... [the action part is watching both gals shouting everynow and then] the atmosphere is back to normal ...

Joey settling down after 2 hours of action packed screaming finding back her lost souls .... while Kwan doing his stupid look ...

And the gals need another 1/2 hour before they are brave enuff to go up to their room ...






Golden Moments From The Exorcist Experience:
i) Joey does the screaming when "the demon" did the 360° head turn and the leviatation of the demon
ii) TYTan screaming everytime Joey screams .... [Note: TYTan did not watch the movie .. she just had fun following Joey shout]

- THEN END - [At LAST]


Thursday, May 25, 2006

Kellies Castle: Myth or Dedication Of Love ?


After having our lunch in Kampar, the delegation proceed to Kellie's Castle, a place which can be considered the Taj Mahal of Batu Gajah
or being haunted for some.

Either way, since that there are no other plans for the day we might as well drop by so that SOME people can take some scenic pics ...




Thanks to a BIG deTour ealier (whilst on the way to Gua Tempurung) by our good friend Miss Pilot AFB 5658, pilot of WLA698 has to control on the fuel pedal in order to conserve fuel ... unfortunately flight WLA 698 cannot perform an on-flight refuel because the fuel carrier will not be around for another hour hence flight WLa 698 has to fly at much more lower speed to conserve fuel ....

When we reached Kellie's Castle, we do not need to wait long before the girls reveal their real intention to the castle ...

Yes, the first thing that they want to do is to take picture.

Note that only ONE person h
as the sunglass
(wanna steal the show lar tu ...)













I believe I can fly ...
I believe I can touch the sky ...
I think about it every night and day ...
I spread my wings and fly away ...





[Click to enlarge and you will know what I mean]


Filstrip from left:
Strip1: All 3 poses for the camera
Stip2: Penny starts to get tired of the pose, but Fuishi and Sandy still wants more
Strip3: Penny
starts to get fedup with the same pose ... but Fuishi and Sandy still wanna pose
Strip4: Penny cannot tahan with those 2,esepcially Fuishi on the seducive ala' Paris Hilton pose ...

NOW U KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

(FYI, Fuishi only know to pose like this ... )








However at the end of the day, we had our group picture taken on top of the Castle





BEHOLD !!!!!
The Making Of :Seduction Of Eve
[Voted The Best Picture Of Le Tour De Perak]

Camera Man, Model not ready yet.
Hair stylist, model hair messy. Please make up.




And we are ready, 3-2-1 action !
There you go ! Nice Take !!!






Final Product: An Award Winning Album
Thanks to our profesional photographer aka Pinky, this picture is indeed a masterpiece.

[Though some individual might debate on the suitability of the phrase to the model, but anyways ... beauty is in the eyes of the beholder]


Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Le Tour De Perak - The Cave Of Coconut Shell

12th May 2006 1000 hours
At precisely 1000 hours, the team are all set to engage the enemy who according to intelligence report are hiding in the roughy caverns of Gua Tempurung.


Introducing Members of Team Bengliens
(Ah Beng and Ah Liens)


From Left Back: The Jessie's (Yes they come in a package), Joey Soo, Penny "tai ka jie" Tan, Sandy aka "Bat Girl", Fuishi "the posey one", the YL's (yes they oso come in a package), TY Tan "the LOST-one"

Front Row: TKKwan & Kok Sengs (th
e Pinkies)


Our strategy is simple yet effective, split into teams of 2.

Team Assault which consists of Pinky,Penny,Joey,Sandy,The Jessies (yes, they come as a package). They will be the primary assault team who will infiltrate the cave and engage the enemy. Basically their job is SHOOT TO KILL.


Team Assault:
The Batgirl showing her super power -> BAT LASER EYES

Jessie showing off her state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal)

Penny Tan showing off her 2-finger kungfu and also th
e mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun hanging on her hand and the new biochemical weapon AIr Mineral Cap Katak.

Team Intelligence: Obviously those with the brains ... Comprise of TKKwan, TYTan, the YL's and FuiShi (i know this one is debatable but since she looks cute .. she will do less harm compared to joining Team Assault) - Team Intelligence main objective is to conduct study of the cave terrain and conduct planning in the highly sophisticated aircraft (WLA 698)

At 1015 hours, both team p
roceed into the cave and TY Tan immediately captured some pictures of the cave for further analysis. After further analysis, it is confirmed that the TOYOL gang are actually hiding within the cave ...


Intelligence has confirmed that the infamous 4 TOYOLs has been hiding in Cave of Coconut Shell for quite some time.

From Left:
Toyol Merah Jambu, Toyol Hantu Gemuk, Toyol Hantu Li
dah Panjang (zoom into the pic to see) and Toyol makwe dia banyak cun.

OMG ! Looks like all of them are also equipped with
state of the art super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun (do not be deceived by the Carrefour RM20 torchlight - its very lethal). Looks like this time our Team Assault will have a formidable opponent

As soon the target has been confirmed, Team Intelligence rushed back to their command station aka WLA698 and start a 3 HOURS plan of execution ! (Sitting and talk potential business to do after we retire) while Team Assault prepare to engage the enemy.

Penny adjusting her mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun
and make sure that there is enough biochemical weapon to kill the TOYOLs.

While Joey just needs to look Nice and Posey only. Note that her gun has no more battery so she has to use her natural eyes laser but I doubt the TOYOLs will be easily fall into her laser (and yes, the reason Penny needs mini-super Laser EVERYREADY X-21Y Gun is because her eyes cannot emit laser beams)





Pic File Released From Command Center (WLA698): This picture taken from super Hi Resolution Sattelite MYSIASAT-1 shows the secret lair where the TOYOLS







After 5 hours of battling through the caverns of Gua Tempurung, Team Assault finally emerged victorous. The target has been eliminated and command control (WLA698) after discussing under a shady TREE has
declared that Operation BASMI TOYOL a success.

SUCCESS:
Team Assault finally shows their SECRET weapon that played the crucial part in defeating the TOYOLs ...

THEIR SUPER 5 days never wash legs STINKY LEG SMOKE BOMB ... x 6

Most Profesional Makeup: Kok Seng for putting camourflage on his face (zoom in and you know wat i mean)


Operation BASMI TOYOL was officially CLOSED by 1400 hours ...